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Whale

Now that Twitter’s a media, not a technology, company, I’m picturing a bunch of ad sales guys in shiny shirts standing around a Thinkpad.

“The site’s down?”

“I guess.”

“Can’t we reboot it?”

“I think we have to get one of the nerds.”

“They don’t come in until noon.”

“You wanna get a Starbucks?”